Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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