Walk of Shame. In a state park.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
Randomize