We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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