if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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