Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
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