fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Let's paint friendship bongs
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
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