if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
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