i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
I am mentally ready for anal.
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