A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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