If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
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