dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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