i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
I smell like Dick and happiness
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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