this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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