i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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