i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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