So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
Randomize
