i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
You took a bar mat shot.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
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