I don't think brook has ever known best
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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