someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
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