Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
Randomize
