All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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