I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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