people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
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