come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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