Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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