Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
The dick lei will go down in squad history
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
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