You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
Randomize
