the new term for farting is butt boxing.
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
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