Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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