He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
No subtext here. People are naked.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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