whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
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