I wanna bring you to show and tell
I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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