I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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