she takes plan B like it's going out of style
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
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