I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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