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i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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