People in love make me want to vomit
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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