I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Your christmas gifts are already wrapped, how on top of my shit am I?
I'm hungover as fuck and had to break into my own house by throwing a cinder block through my back door at 4am. You're more on top of your shit than me.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
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