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I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
The feeling are messing with the penis
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
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