Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
Randomize
