belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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