oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
last night I used snow as a chaser
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