so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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