pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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