i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
where are my eyebrows?
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