Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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