lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
if you like me you must not know who I am
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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