Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
it was like having sex with a tree stump
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
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