Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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