we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
I think your dad took our porno
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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