Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
well I can't set my house on fire every night
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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