then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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