remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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