Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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