i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
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