every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
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