dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
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