Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
As shirtless as possible
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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